I just have to ask myself why Wesley Clark is doing the bidding of Bill and Hill. I know why Bill and Hill are using him and it is interesting to watch him reinvent himself as he begins his campaign. First he says he would probably have voted in favor of the war in Iraq and then suddenly he reverses his stance. He probably would have been a Republican if Rove would have returned his calls, but it turned out that he never called in the first place. I guess the Comintern travelers Bill and Hill told him he had said the wrong thing and to go for a “do-over” on it. The media will give him a free pass on about anything because of who is calling the shots. He won’t be hit with any hard questions about policy or anything else. He is out there to undo both Bush and the Democratic hopefuls. He is there as a spoiler mostly for the Democratic hopefuls. If he does an adequate amount of damage, Hillary will make a go of it at the last moment just the way she did in New York. It will of course to be for the sake of saving the Democratic Party and The Constitution. As a minimum, Clark will be providing the division required to prevent Hillary from having to go against an incumbent Democrat in 2008.

     If Hillary can gain enough traction she will make a go of it in 2004. I discussed this in Faust Does D. C. The Democrats can’t take any fair shots at Clinton in any way because they will be impugning themselves. They all cheered as the Zipper War was initiated to draw attention away from the impeachment. I’ll tell you what, Clinton attacking a Russian ally in a nonsense wag the dog war certainly had my full attention. For any who may have forgotten, the Zipper War was waged by Wesley Clark. In the Zipper War of Kosovo there was no Congressional statement that said “Do what ya gotta do!” like we had in Iraq. Billy just did it. The liberals cheered. The media cooed with delight. Madeleine Halfbright strutted around in a bomber jacket as her old home Belgrade got hammered to dust, right along with the Chinese Embassy. All of this was done to back the drug smugglers of Eastern Europe, the KLA. This was all done as the Clintons pulled the strings on their favorite marionette -- Wesley Clark. Yup! Wesley to the Wescue there, too. All of it was over a genocide that never even happened. In the end Clinton was still impeached.

     Right now Wesley Clark is basking in the limelight. That won’t last too long. He will ultimately pay the price for doing their dirty work. The price I hope will be rather minimal. He was kind enough to mention the large bags of Anthrax that were suddenly gone just before the war started. I hope everyone remembers that. I’m grateful to him for that. Being a military man I hope he gets a belly full of the two former first lady wannabes Bill and Hill and moves on. Military types aren’t usually too tolerant of the prostitution required in politics.

     While I’m on the subject of prostitution and politics, I have to mention Bill Clinton. It is really interesting how he and his significant other can take a guy who is very prominent in America right now because of the stomping he helped give Iraq under Bush. Never mind the fact this stomping should have happened several times under Clinton who was too busy playing the role of Caligula on the Potomac. Too busy partying to go to matrix briefings or any of that serious stuff. Now here he is trying to reap the benefits of Bush’s victory. Of course he will require Wesley Clark to begin to trash the entire premise of the Iraq war while ignoring Clintons Zipper War. If Wesley will just reflect on the way he parted with Clinton after that war, he will turn around and shaft the two Clintons at just the right moment. That will leave them hanging for good and the Democrat party will still be in total disarray.

     Mr. Clark does make a perfect Democrat though. He has played a major role in the last two wars and he is even the guy who waged the last war of the last millennium. Now here he is being touted as the peacenik General? Isn’t that just the most perfect Dichotomycrat? The sad part is that there are a lot of people out there who are stupid enough to not even see through all of this. Public school has served the Democrats well.

     Until then... Dance Wesley... Whirl Wesley... Wide to the wescue, Wesley.